Elon Musk: tech genius, disruptor, free speech warrior, aspiring dictator… but most importantly—a political chameleon.
Elon doesn’t chase politics, but politics chases Elon’s bank account.
Meet $ChamElon The Ultimate Chameleon and adaptable to any market.Certified by the Gigafactory—just like Tesla, crafted with 100% low-wage outsourced labor, relocating employees to the cheapest labor countries. Whoever pays, $ChamElon licks—China, the US, Russia, highest bidder takes all. Talks up family values while his ex-wives have long vanished into the ether. Got banned from PoE? Still brags he’s the world’s #1 gamer.
You’ll own $ChamElon’s multiple personalities—24/7 social media domination, pumping out 100+ tweets daily to make sure everyone sees it.
Ticker
$ChamElon
Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0%
Warning: Holding $ChamElon may cause extreme wealth fluctuations, social media shadowbans, or an uncontrollable urge to name your child X Æ A-12.